WOMAN SWALLOWS CONDOM

A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.

PARIS HILTON IS A DUMB ASS

Paris Hilton Loses the Hilton Inheritance! Who would Paris Hilton be without the Hilton fortune behind her? Would her name have the same cachet and would she be as powerful? Looks like we’ll find out soon enough.

According to several sources, the 25-year-old socialite will no longer be inheriting the Hilton fortune from her grandfather, Conrad "Barron" Hilton.

The 79-year-old billionaire is reportedly not impressed with his jailbird granddaughter and how she’s butchered the Hilton name.

“He (Conrad) was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says Jerry Oppenheimer, author of “House of Hilton.” “He doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family.” Instead, the chunk of cash will go to charity.

The exact amount of money that Paris will lose out on remains uncertain. While sites like NineMSN.com are reporting $59 million, others are reporting as high as $60 million to as low as $29 million, as well.

Looks like Paris will be working hard for her money. But will she be able to support her upscale lifestyle? A poorly recorded album and a few seasons of “The Simple Life” simply won’t cut it anymore.Don't get me wrong she's not broke...Yet but I Wonder how she’ll get herself out of this one?

Has one bad apple spoiled it for the rest of the Hilton gang? I can't wait to hear what Nicky has to say about this!

THIS IS SOME COOL SHIT

Ron Mueck is an Australian hyperrealist sculptor working in Great Britain.Mueck's early career was as a model maker and puppeteer for children's television and films,in 2002 his sculpture Pregnant Woman was purchased by the National Gallery of Australia for AU$800,000.

SOME WOMAN ARE JUST CRAZY

Woman Accused Of Killing Neighbors Over Bad Cookies Found InsaneNews Edition: 07/17/2007

A 55-year-old Port Orange woman who said she killed her neighbors because their "green mothball cookies" made her sick was found not guilty of murder by reason of insanity, according to a judge.
A judge signed an order committing Linda Sue Anderson to a Florida Department of Children and Families facility.


Anderson told Port Orange police that she hated her neighbors, Robert Goerlich, 70, and his wife, Shirley, 68, because their cookies sickened her.Both were found shot to death by a neighbor at their home located at 110 Gregory Circle.

A short time after the shooting, Anderson was taken into custody and charged with first-degree murder.
During questioning, Anderson told police, "I didn't see any blood or bullet holes in their clothing. …They are over there watching TV aren't they? I was shooting blanks."

Anderson also said, "They make me cookies with green mothballs in them and I get sick."
Anderson had a 20-year history of mental illness, the report said.


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~Deb has left a new comment on your post "SOME WOMAN ARE JUST CRAZY":

Are you kidding??????????? Oh my GAWD this is horrible. That poor old couple.


Posted by ~Deb to . at July 29, 2007 7:34 PM

ALL REAL AND NEVER MADE UP

SickFuck Forces Mom and Daughter Into Sex Acts With Each Other

News Edition: 07/19/2007

ALABAMA-- A man broke into a Prichard home early Tuesday morning and made a woman and her 14-year-old daughter remove their clothes and perform sexual acts on each other before raping them both, police said.
Authorities said the man jimmied a bedroom window open so quietly that the victims didn't know there was a prowler until he was already inside at 3:30 a.m.


Police said the man did not brandish a weapon but threatened the mother and daughter with bodily harm.

The victims' names were being withheld to protect their identity.
Three other children were in the house at the time, but they were not harmed and didn't witness the crime, Prichard police Maj. Pat Mitchell said.

Police had not identified the assailant as of Tuesday evening.

They described him as a middle-aged black male with a dark complexion and a burn scar on the right side of his face, near his eye. Police said he stood about 5 feet 7 inches tall and weighed about 140 pounds.

Mitchell said investigators do not believe the victims knew their attacker.

"All information suggests that it was a random act," he said.

Residents of the neighborhood where the crime occurred, which is just north of the old Mattie T. Blount High School in the city's center, were stunned by the news.

Resident Marie Davis, who was unaware of the break-in until she saw a television report, said she had lived in that area for 40 years and never heard of any violent crimes on the scale of Tuesday's double rape.

"Lord have mercy, that's so wrong. Just so wrong," she said. "It's scary because a lot of women are alone around here. We try to watch out for one another."

WHERES MICHAEL VICK WHEN YOU NEED HIM

Dog Rapes Kid!
News Edition: 07/10/2007

NY-- Lockport police are investigating an apparent attack by a pit bull on a small boy.
The 2-year-old is recovering at Women and Children’s Hospital of Buffalo after police say he was attacked and sexually assaulted by his family’s pit bull.


Police said the toddler was in his home on Washburn Street about 2 p.m. Sunday when the pill bull attacked. According to police, the dog sodomized the boy.

“The dog sexually attacked the kid and caused some pretty significant injuries,” said Lockport Police Detective Capt. Larry Eggert.

Eggert said the boy’s family members, who were reportedly home at the time, and neighbors had to beat the dog to get him off the boy.

The dog has been impounded at the Niagara County SPCA in Wheatfield as the investigation continues. Eggert said a veterinarian will be brought in to take DNA samples from the dog.

“(The vet will) compare DNA taken from the boy to kind of verify it happened,” Eggert said.

Eggert said everyone involved in the case was shocked by the bizarre incident.

“I have never, ever heard of an assault quite like that,” Eggert said.

Niagara County SPCA Executive Director Al Chille said this case is an unusual one.

“I have had reports of adults having (sexual) relationships with animals, but not anything like that,” he said. “The majority of the calls we receive with regards to pit bulls are bite calls, not calls of this nature. We get a considerably large number of those (bite calls) from all over the county.”

The dog was a 2-year-old pit bull that had been with the family since it was a puppy, Eggert said. Sunday’s incident was the first time the family had any problems with the dog being aggressive or biting, he said.

The boy underwent surgery on Sunday night and may need more reconstructive surgery in the future, Eggert said.


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I like how they use the word "assault" here over and over again. It's dog for crying out loud. A dog can not assault anyone as that implies malicious intent.



Posted by B. Durant to . at July 29, 2007 6:55 PM


~Deb has left a new comment on your post "WHERES MICHAEL VICK WHEN YOU NEED HIM":

I had a bull mastiff that tried to "assault" me, but through thick jeans, nothing went anywhere... he was 150 lbs and overbearing.

This is weird though---------how did he have to have reconstructive surgery if he had all his clothes on? Or did he? What happened? GEEZ!
Posted by ~Deb to . at July 29, 2007 7:47 PM

SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOT

Parents Sentenced For Forcing Children To Sniff CocaineNews Edition: 07/25/2007

COLUMBIA, S.C.-- A Lexington County couple were each sentenced Wednesday to five years in prison for forcing their children to snort crack cocaine. Circuit Judge Kenneth Goode sentenced Brandon Suggs, 24, and Ragane Suggs, 30, after they entered an Alford plea to child abuse with great bodily injury, meaning they didn't admit guilt but acknowledged that prosecutors likely have enough evidence to convict them.


The couple had forced their 5-year-old son and 2-year-old daughter to snort what they called "white medicine" through a straw, authorities said.

"He was very explicit as to that they had to suck it up through a straw, him and his sister, and that sometimes (his sister) would cry and it would choke her -- and that mom and dad were present," said Danielle Belk, a detective with the Cayce Department of Public Safety who interviewed the boy.

The parents were arrested Feb. 15 after they walked out of a store without paying for food. When officers arrived, they found the children were dirty and placed them in emergency protective custody.

Two weeks later, social workers noticed that the children were showing withdrawal symptoms and test results came back positive for cocaine.

The parents admitted smoking crack cocaine in front of their children but denied forcing their children to snort the drug. But the levels of the drug in each child's system were so high it would be impossible to have gotten them from fumes, said Dr. Bob Stafford, medical director for the Lexington-Richland Alcohol and Drug Abuse Council.

The children have been living with relatives, Belk said.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR

Family Searches Through Turds Of Cash-Eating Dog
News Edition: 07/26/2007

MENOMONIE, Wis. - Debbie Hulleman's dog Pepper has been known to gnaw on lipstick, munch on shampoo bottles and chew on toothpaste. But Pepper got Hulleman into a real mess after gobbling nearly $750.
"This is probably the worst," Hulleman said Thursday, recalling how she poked through vomit and dog piles left in the yard to recover the cash.


Hulleman had asked her mother in Oakdale, Minn., to take care of Pepper and Zach, the family's other dog last month while she and husband went on vacation.

Pepper, an 8-year-old black Labrador-German shorthair, got into a purse belonging to her mother's friend and chewed the cash from an envelope.

Hulleman's mother recovered some of the money that Pepper spit out, thinking she had it all. But when Hulleman returned from the trip and went to clean up her dogs' mess outside, she noticed a $50 bill hanging from one pile.The chore of sorting through dog feces netted about $400, the 50-year-old dog lover said. Between that and other bills that Pepper had either vomited or simply chewed on, the family recovered $647.

"We have a $100 bill that can't be recovered because you need three-fourths of a bill and it is only half of a bill," Hulleman said.

The family swapped the soiled money for fresh currency at a bank.

"It wasn't that bad. I soaked it and strained it and rinsed it. I just kept rinsing it and rinsing it. I had rubber gloves on of course," Hulleman said.

"Everyone said, 'I can't believe you did that.' Well, for $400, yeah, I would do that," she said.

SIZE DOESNT MATTER OR DOES IT

Cops: Man Mutilated His Own Ramrod
News Edition: 07/28/2007

FLA-- A Florida man was taken to Community Medical Center early Monday after he attempted to cut off his penis, authorities said.
Officers were dispatched about 4:45 a.m. to 437 Taylor Ave., in the city’s Hill Section, after reports of a man who cut himself. When they arrived James Powell, 20, of Miami, was standing in the kitchen, holding a towel over his penis, Scranton police Capt. Carl Graziano said.



“Officers observed a large amount of blood on the kitchen floor and on the counter where the knife was located,” Capt. Graziano said. “They asked the male what happened and he said he tried to cut his penis off.”

It’s unknown why Mr. Powell wanted to hurt himself, Capt. Graziano said.

CMC spokeswoman Noelle Snyder said no information was available on Mr. Powell’s condition.

MORE FUCKIN REASONS TO BOMB EM

Taliban Tries To Trick 6-Year-Old Boy Into Being Suicide Bomber

Tells boy that vest "will spray out flowers"TALIBAN militants have tried to trick a six-year-old Afghan boy into being a suicide bomber by telling him to wear a vest that "would spray out flowers" when he pressed a button after throwing himself at American soldiers.


Juma Gul, who collects scrap metal for money, told Afghan tribal leaders and US soldiers that militants cornered him in the Taliban-controlled district in southern Afghanistan's Ghanzi province.


"When they first put the vest on my body I didn't know what to think, but then I felt the bomb, "Juma told Associated Press. "After I figured out it was a bomb, I went to the Afghan soldiers for help."

Juma said he was scared when he was surrounded by the Taliban fighters, and cupped his hands together to show the size of the bomb beore running his hands along his waist to show where it was on his body, Associated Press reported.

Intelligent child

The Taliban has dismissed the story as propaganda, but both Afghan elders and US soldiers are convinced Juma's story is true.

Local government leaders have also backed Juma's account. Chief administrator for Juma's village of Athul, Abdul Rahim Deciwal, took Juma to a meeting between Afghan elders and US Army Col. Martin Schweitzer.

Col. Schweitzer called the Taliban's attempt "a cowardly act."

"I think the boy is intelligent," Col. Deciwal said.

"When he comes from the enemy he found a checkpoint of the ANA (Afghan National Army), and he asked the ANA: 'Hey, can you help me? Somebody gave me this jacket and I don't know what's inside but maybe something bad'."

"Just propaganda"
A Taliban spokesman, Qari Yousef Ahmadi, said the group did not use child fighters, and said it had hundreds of adults ready for suicide missions.

"We don't need to use a child,'' Ahmadi said.

"It's against Islamic law, it's against humanitarian law. This is just propaganda against the Taliban.'' However, a Taliban video that surfaced in April showed militants instructing a boy of about 12 as he beheaded an alleged traitor with a large knife, which UN officials condemned as a war crime.

Couple Fights To Name Baby 'Metallica'


STOCKHOLM, Sweden-- Metallica may be a cool name for a heavy metal band, but a Swedish couple is struggling to convince officials it is also suitable for a baby girl.


Michael and Karolina Tomaro are locked in a court battle with Swedish authorities, which rejected their application to name their six-month-old child after the legendary rock band. "It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."

Although little Metallica has already been baptized, the Swedish National Tax Board refused to register the name, saying it was associated with both the rock group and the word "metal."

Tomaro said the official handling the case also called the name "ugly." The couple was backed by the County Administrative Court in Goteborg, which ruled on March 13 that there was no reason to block the name. It also noted that there already is a woman in Sweden with Metallica as a middle name.

The tax agency appealed to a higher court, frustrating the family's foreign travel plans.

"We've had to cancel trips and can't get anywhere because we can't get her a passport without an approved name," Tomaro said.

'Satan made my husband microwave our baby'

TEX-ASS-- A woman blames the devil and not her husband for severely burning their infant daughter after the two-month-old was put in a microwave, a Texas TV station has reported.
Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter on May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.


"Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.

A Galveston County grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed his daughter in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.

The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalised. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.

Eva Marie Mauldin, the girl's 20-year-old mother, told the television station that her husband is "not the monster people are making him out to be".

"That was not my husband; my husband is a wonderful father," she said. "Satan was working through his weaknesses."

Eva Maudlin described those weaknesses as an undisclosed mental disability, and that her efforts to get help for him have failed.

Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. The family had arrived in Galveston the day before.

Eva Maudlin, who met her husband in an Arkansas church, denied those claims by police.

Man Coats Puppy In Oil, Feeds To Snake


A man who coated a three-week-old puppy in cooking oil and then fed it to his pet boa constrictor has been sentenced to 90 days in jail and two years probation, US prosecutors said.
Joseph Beadle, 40, pleaded guilty to an animal cruelty charge in March. He has served 51 days of his jail sentence while the case was pending.


Beadle, of Glendale, Arizona, faced up to a year in jail on the charge.

Police reports said Beadle fed the mixed-breed puppy to the 2.5-metre-long snake last June as two 15-year-old boys watched.

He poured the cooking oil on the dog so it would be easier for the snake to swallow. Investigators seized his snake after finding it was the victim of neglect.

"The County Attorneys Office has made prosecuting animal cruelty cases a high priority," Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas said in a statement.

"Experience and empirical evidence have shown that people who commit cruelty to animals are more likely to commit crimes against people."

Dipshit Kid Dialed Wrong Number, Offered Cop Drugs

GULFPORT, FLA-- A 14-year-old boy was arrested after dialing a wrong number and offering to sell drugs to the person on the other end -- a police detective.
After the call, Gulfport Detective Matt Parks arranged to meet the teen in the parking lot of a school to buy an ounce of marijuana and some crack cocaine, a police report said.


When the boy showed up on Sunday, he was arrested on charges of possession of 18 grams of marijuana with intent to distribute within 1,000 feet of a school.

The 22-year-old driver of the car the boy was riding in was arrested as a principal to the offense and driving with a suspended license.

Parks' phone number is unlisted, and there were no similar phone numbers found in the boy's cell phone, police said. Detectives said the boy, whose name was not released, likely dialed a random number to try to drum up new business.

Parks said on Tuesday that the boy has been released from custody.

DAVENPORT, Iowa — A woman's fall in a puddle of vomit has resulted in a lawsuit against Wal-Mart.June Medema, of Blue Grass, slipped in the vomit at a Davenport Wal-Mart on June 13, 2005, according to the lawsuit, filed by Medema and her husband, James, in Scott County District Court earlier this month.


Medema claims that she was seriously injured in the fall. The lawsuit alleges that Wal-Mart's negligence led to Medema's fall, but it does not specifically say how the store was negligent.

John Simley, a Wal-Mart spokesman, declined comment saying he hadn't seen the lawsuit.
The lawsuit claims that Medema suffered serious neck and upper back injuries in the fall and has undergone several surgeries and is unable to work.

Girl Survives After Intestines Sucked Out In Pool Pump Accident

A six-year-old US girl has been hospitalised after a horrifying accident at a swimming pool, when she sat on an open drain and a powerful suction pump tore out part of her intestinal tract.
A surgeon told the family that part of her intestines had been lost.


Abigail Taylor was severely injured on Tuesday when she sat over an open drain hole in a wading pool at the Minneapolis Golf Club, according to a posting by her family on the Caring Bridge website.

The posting, which has since been taken down, said it was a "medical miracle" that Taylor was still alive.

Taylor is listed in serious condition at Children's Hospital in Minneapolis. Bob Bennett, a lawyer representing the family, told the St Paul Pioneer Press she was conscious and able to speak late on Tuesday, but that she faces a series of surgeries with uncertain results.

Bennett alleged that the swimming pool's drain hole was improperly uncovered.

An official at the golf club expressed sympathy for the family and said he didn't think anything was wrong with the pool, but referred questions to the club's lawyer, who declined to comment.

Dinner Guest Finds Host's Wife, Son In Freezer


BELGIUM-- A Belgian man appeared in court after a woman at his dinner party found the bodies of his wife and stepson in the freezer as she put away the leftovers, prosecutors said.
The woman went to the police after discovering the 46-year-old woman and her 11-year-old son and officers arrested the man in the town of Verviers, near Liege in east Belgium.


"She went to the freezer and that is what she saw. She then alerted the police," said Georges Lahaye of the local public prosecutors' office. Prosecutors want the suspect, aged 43, to be remanded in custody to allow more time for an investigation into the deaths.

Lahaye said the suspect had not made a confession. He added that the couple argued a lot.

Two teenagers were accused of gang raping a woman and forcing her 12-year-old son to join in the assault, who was then beaten and had cleaning solution poured into his eyes, police said Friday.
Avion Lawson, 14, and Nathan Walker, 16, were jailed without bail on suspicion of armed sexual battery by multiple perpetrators, sexual performance by a child, armed home invasion and aggravated battery. Both were arrested this week. Formal charges had not yet been filed.


"Any rape case is horrible but this takes it to another level, something you can't think of even in your worst dreams," West Palm Beach police spokesman Ted White said.

Authorities allege the boys were among a group of up to 10 masked suspects who forced their way into the woman's home the night of June 18.According to the police report, a man knocked on the woman's door at about 9 p.m. and told her he had a flat tire. The mother and son, whom police have not identified, went outside and were ambushed by a group of gun-wielding masked suspects.

The victims told police they were forced back into the house and beaten and sexually assaulted. According to authorities, the men raped, sodomized and beat the woman, then forced her 12-year-old son to participate in the assault at gunpoint, making him have sex with his mother in front of them.

The boy was then beaten and had numerous household cleaning liquids poured into his eyes, according to the police report.

White said robbery might have been a motive. He said the suspects stole a few hundred dollars worth of cash and jewelry.

White said more arrests were expected, but he would not say if authorities had identified additional suspects. The teens in custody were not cooperating, but Lawson allegedly confessed to participating, police said. Walker denied involvement.

But investigators say they found a palm print belonging to Walker at the scene. DNA evidence in a condom found in the victims' home also linked Lawson to the crime, police said.

Prosecutors have 21 days from the time a suspect is arrested to formally file charges. Lawson was arrested Tuesday. Walker was arrested Thursday. Authorities said the two would be charged as adults.

Walker made a first court appearance on Friday, after which his father, also named Nathan Walker, spoke briefly.

"My son has a good heart," the elder Walker said outside court. "I can't believe my son would do something like this. I don't teach my son violence so I don't understand."

The victims did not suffer life-threatening injuries and have since been released from the hospital, White said.

"They're going through the county victim services for counseling," he said.

Lawson lived in the hard-scrabble, crime-ridden housing project where the attack occurred. Walker was apparently visiting a friend there, White said.

Authorities believe the suspects all knew each other from the neighborhood, but they don't think they knew the victims directly.